Black Friday · Nov 15–30
Black Friday. 20% off storewide.
Plus a limited-run gift box and free bonus gift cards. Every order is entered to win a Piss Missile golf bag.
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- 20% off storewide Applied automatically at checkout. No code needed.
- Up to 28% off golf balls 24% off 2+ boxes, 28% off 4+ boxes
- The Gift Box Only 150 made. Save 25% vs. buying separately
- Free bonus gift cards Buy $50, get $10. Buy $100, get $25.
20% off applies automatically at checkout. Excludes the Gift Box and gift cards.
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12 Days of PissmasDay 1 of 12
Tuesday, December 1 · Day 1 kicks off
Win a 1 of 1 custom putter
Every order December 1 to 12 is automatically entered to win a custom milled Piss Missile putter by Mack Made, a $1,000 value. Plus automatic entry to win a Piss Missile Golf Bag every four days.
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Wednesday, December 2 · Today only
The Driver Headcover. Only 90 made.
A Pissmas drop for one day only, $39.99. When today ends or they sell out, that's it.
Every order placed Dec 1-12 is automatically entered to win a 1 of 1 Custom Milled PM Putter by Mack Made and PM Golf Bag.
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Thursday, December 3 · Today only
Free Divot Repair Tool with golf balls
A Pissmas Exclusive Divot Repair Tool, a $14.99 value, free with any order containing golf balls today. 100 available.
Every order placed Dec 1-12 is automatically entered to win a 1 of 1 Custom Milled PM Putter by Mack Made and PM Golf Bag.
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12 Days of PissmasDay 4 of 12
Friday, December 4 · Today only
Free Cotton Golf Towel with golf balls
The Pissmas Exclusive Cotton Golf Towel, a $29.99 value, free with any order containing golf balls today. Only 40 available.
Every order placed Dec 1-12 is automatically entered to win a 1 of 1 Custom Milled PM Putter by Mack Made and PM Golf Bag.
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12 Days of PissmasDay 5 of 12
Saturday, December 5 · Until sold out
Shankit x Piss Missile Collab. Only 100 made.
The collab Golf Polo and Golf Hat drop today. 100 of each, available until sold out.
Every order placed Dec 1-12 is automatically entered to win a 1 of 1 Custom Milled PM Putter by Mack Made and PM Golf Bag.
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Sunday, December 6 · Today only
Free Pocket Brush with golf balls
A Pissmas exclusive retractable club cleaner, a $12.99 value, free with any order containing golf balls today. 115 available.
Every order placed Dec 1-12 is automatically entered to win a 1 of 1 Custom Milled PM Putter by Mack Made and PM Golf Bag.
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Monday, December 7 · Today only
Free Stainless Steel Bag Tag with golf balls
A Pissmas exclusive bag tag, a $14.99 value, free with any order containing golf balls today. 95 available.
Every order placed Dec 1-12 is automatically entered to win a 1 of 1 Custom Milled PM Putter by Mack Made and PM Golf Bag.
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Tuesday, December 8 · Flash sale · Today only
20% off everything
Storewide, including the Shankit collab. Gift cards excluded. Stacks with golf ball multi-box savings. Plus a free Coozie and Sticker with the first 95 orders containing golf balls.
Every order placed Dec 1-12 is automatically entered to win a 1 of 1 Custom Milled PM Putter by Mack Made and PM Golf Bag.
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Wednesday, December 9 · Today only
2 free packs of tees with every order
Any order today gets a free pack of Driver Darts and a free pack of Short Kings, an $11.98 value.
Every order placed Dec 1-12 is automatically entered to win a 1 of 1 Custom Milled PM Putter by Mack Made and PM Golf Bag.
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Thursday, December 10 · Today only
Rocketman Hats. Buy 1 Get 1.
Buy a Rocketman Golf Hat, get one free. Mix and match colors with no limit.
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Friday, December 11 · Today only
Free Merry Pissmas Ornament with golf balls
The Limited Release Collectible 2026 Merry Pissmas Ornament, a $14.99 value, free with any order containing golf balls today. 195 available.
Every order placed Dec 1-12 is automatically entered to win a 1 of 1 Custom Milled PM Putter by Mack Made and PM Golf Bag.
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Saturday, December 12 · Today only
Buy a Piss Missile Golf Bag, get 3 free 12‑packs
Every Piss Missile Golf Bag today comes with a free 12‑pack each of Piss Missile, The Prototype and Rainmaker. That's a $140+ value, free. Plus free US shipping.
Every order placed Dec 1-12 is automatically entered to win a 1 of 1 Custom Milled PM Putter by Mack Made and PM Golf Bag.
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Let Customers Speak For Us
Let customers speak for us
Its dope
Didn't expect it and I have placed it on my golf cap
I really like the hat
Love the clip
I gave this to my son along with some of the balls and he absolutely loves it
Nice glove
Love the hat love the balls
Played with them today for the first time and saw straighter shots and more distance with my driver
As promised. Definitely a step above the rest
These things fly and go extremely straight. I gave some to my son to try who drives further than me and he thought they were awesome. He wanted to try some because I was almost keeping up with him driving and that rarely happens. I even out drove him a couple of times.
Loved them! I even played on a cold Ohio November day, so I can only imagine how much better they will be in summer. Playing with my buddy who is as long as me. He got a new driver. 1st hole I pulled out a Prototye he striped his drive. I got up and hit mine next as he was going to cart. We pulled up on balls. One was just short of the green. He said man I love this driver. I have never seen a ball hit there before. I said thanks, that is mine. Your ball is back there.
cool
awesome looking, feels great
love the product
It looks amazing going out this weekend to play and give a test run
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Every single component of this golf ball is designed for one thing. Distance. There is no compromise on any element that doesn't contribute to longer, straighter shots.
Conforms with the Rules of Golf.