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Free Shipping on Orders of $60+ (US only)
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4-Piece · Low spin · Distance
Nature called.
For more distance.
High-compression core. Hard Surlyn cover. Low-spin flight off the tee. Longer, straighter shots.
Pick your loadout
Two boxes clears the free-shipping line. Four keeps you loaded all season.
Why it goes further
We went looking for the longest ball on the market, didn't like what we found, and built our own. Nothing in this ball exists unless it adds yards.
Built to transfer peak energy from your swing.
Less spin off the driver means a lower, flatter launch for more distance and reduced slices and hooks.
A hard Surlyn outer layer to cut through wind, reduce club face contact, and take a beating. Paired with a dimple pattern tuned for a penetrating flight path.
Maximum allowed weight of 1.62 oz and the minimum allowed diameter of 1.68 in.
The numbers
Straight talk
Verified buyers
“I was hoping for longer drives and Piss Missile did just that. I am almost 80 years old and out driving my two golf buddies, 65 & 69. The ball reacts well and I have played 4 rounds and have made more birdies than in the last 6 months.”
Walton B. Verified
“I bought these as a novelty because my 16 y/o son and his friends say ‘Piss Missile’ all the time! Turns out, they really are pretty good golf balls! Long off the tee and roll true on the greens! And they are easier to find when you play from the timber like I do.”
John V. Verified
“70 yards out with a wedge and drained it. I'll give credit to the ball with the spin once it hit the green and rolled into the hole. Also everyone gets a giggle seeing me hit the Piss Missile.”
Anonymous Verified
“Great distance, good spin, super happy with these balls.”
Mark B. Verified
“I really enjoy the quality of the Piss Missile golf ball. I drive it well and it has good feel around the greens.”
Steve S. Verified
“Great looking golf balls. They do what they claim, they fly farther than other brand balls. Will buy again.”
Anonymous Verified
In the wild
Before you buy
Golfers who want distance off the tee. The high-compression core and low-spin 4-piece construction creates a low, penetrating flight. If you prioritize maximum greenside spin above all else, a softer, low compression ball will suit you better.
Each box is 12 balls in four sleeves of three. US shipping is free on orders over $60, so two boxes or more ship free. Orders leave our Minnesota warehouse.
The hard Surlyn outer layer is there for exactly this. It cuts wind resistance, reduces club face contact for lowered spin, and can take a beating when compared to a soft urethane cover.
It's one of the easiest gifts in golf. The box gets a laugh, the ball performs, and most of our buyers come back for a second order for themselves.
12 balls, four layers, one purpose. Grab a couple of boxes and ship them free.
Pick your pack — from $35.99
